Tuesday, September 14, 2010

1005% Human Hair (The beautiful ones are not yet born)


Whoever said the beautiful ones are not yet born? Well, the dude definitely did not live in the twenty first century. This decade has come with a large number of hotties not just in America but all over the world. With the likes of Beyonce, Rihanna, Gisele even our own Agbani Darego…I beg to differ that the beautiful ones are not yet born. But all the people I mentioned are all stars and we all know how much time and money goes into their looks. The beautiful ones I am really talking about are the girls next door, the girl that sits next to you in the bus or in class or in the cinema. Yes they are the beautiful ones, if you do not have a grip on yourself as a man you are bound to get confused, especially in places like the mall where you’ll almost become an owl. For your information owls are the only creatures that can turn their heads three hundred and sixty degrees, if you try this you’re not far from a whip lash!
Yeah! Yeah!! Yeah!!! The average female these days is a hottie but this could not be achieved without technology. Yes, you read it right…technology. With the invention of advanced makeup brandslike Mary Kay, Sleek, Mac, Black Opal, Fashion Fair even our own Orekelewa should not be left out, a hundred percent human hair that costs from about thirty grand to the price of a small second hand car, artificial nails and eye lashes, the ones that can afford it go for cosmetic surgey. There is absolutely no redeeming excuse for you not to be presentable. But sadly, all these things don’t make much difference to some babes, the likes of Estelle; I won’t mention more names here but look around you. Your neighbours, your colleagues, in the malls again and you’ll be surprised that for some girls no matter how hard they try to hide it, it doesn’t change much; It’s in the DNA. It’s really difficult to know who the truly beautiful ones are these days but I believe they have been born. Before I go on, it puzzles me when I hear women talk about getting a hundred percent human hair and I’m asking myself, isn’t their natural hair human enough? They begin to give me reason to insinuate that the hair on their head is some sort of artificial suede or fibre.
Here is one test to see a woman’s true looks. Friday night give her your phone, wallet or any item that is of value to you. On purpose make sure she forgets you gave her, so she can take it home. Saturday morning, you have a genuine excuse to knock on her door by 6a.m, make sure you do not call! At this time most women have not had their baths and are probably still in bed since it’s a Saturday. Therefore, no makeup, if possible no wig and there you go (please do not try it if she stays with her parents, they may just send the dogs after you). Makeup and weaves cover whole lot but they don’t cover all. That test may not give you all you need but it gives an idea of who the woman behind the mask is.
Forget all my previous yapping, I believe a woman’s true beauty is her character not her physical appearance because character is what keeps any man staying with a woman, I must also recognize the fact that, all the makeup and human hair that women put on to look beautiful not all the time but in some ways is because of us men. But sadly, we choose not to notice. Instead of appreciating them and telling them how good they look after spending a whole lot of money and time, we just look without saying anything. If it’s the hair, make a compliment and please be honest and remember the motive is not to get her phone number but just an honest compliment will do. Guys, it could be your wife, your mother, your girlfriend, your sister, your colleague or even any random girl. A compliment won’t hurt; you may just make someone’s day.   

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